Readers Letters
Maine Camps
I would greatly appreciate pricing and information on your composting toilets for use at our camp in Maine, USA.
thanks
Tom De Lyser
TS Responds: We'd love to help, following our nearly flawless performance at Wymfest for several years we feel that Tomatoshoe Travelling Facilities has lots to offer the discerning punter in the way of man-clay disposal
Togo Thoughts
This scheme askes for bank information, your address, and telephone number. My question is: If this is the only information they have, how are they able to get money from you? Provided of course you don't send it to them. Or is their goal for you to call their "900" number?
ben
TS Responds: They ask for "...Your company’s name with complete address,tel and fax numbers...the name of your bank,its address with tel, fax and telex numbers. The account number, the complete mailing address of the beneficiary with telephone and fax numbers..." this is more than enough information to help gather more information about you and, ultimately, obtain money through simple withdrawal from your account, or electronic money transfer.
Institute of Silly and Meaningless Sayings
I've been searching for sites to add to our links page - i think i just found one in your shoebox.
have you seen our Institute of Silly and Meaningless Saying website? the database may be right up your shoebox street - if you'll pardon the expression.
SL Rottenpig-Rules
TS Responds: We shall certainly check it out.
I have added that for clarity.
“We read all our mail, and we’*d like to read yours too”
That sir, is a quote from your own solicitation WRT to email. I wish to point out that only I know the password to my email
and I'm not about to tell you what it is.
For an agreed fee, however, I am prepared to forward you copies of my less
sensitive missives.
Agreeably yours,
Crispen.
*I have added that ’ for clarity.
TS Responds: We do read your mail, Crispin. POP3 is so easy to crack. You don't even need the entire password, just the first few characters. I notice you receive much mail offering you college diplomas, retirement schemes and offerings of 75,000 email addresses. Hey what the heck, how much would you charge for us to publish your private email, we're darn curious now.
A Plastic Beer Mug and a Pair of Socks
V. Funny! I bought my husband a star wars gift set one Christmas from Woolworths with a plastic beer mug and a pair of
socks, which were in the mug. The box said "Please remove socks before use" I would of never thought to do that!
Nicola Edginton
TS Responds: George Lucas takes no chances, even when it comes to socks. Can't have some poor sod stuck with a sock box with no idea how to use it. Anyway, he makes films simply to sell people things like socks at Christmas. I hate Jar Jar Binks. I may write an editorial about that sometime. Binks isn’t funny, Binks must die.
I Want Answers
Dear Editor,
Is anything going on in this website it hasn't changed for months, abit like your head you might think, yes I've seen you. All you are is a sick sick man. That said good luck in the smuggler of drugs from Amsterdam I mean work trip.
Frank
I Want Answers Too
How often do you update the Tomatoshoe website with new anecdotes, award-winning political analyses and random mindmush?
It's been a while since the last update.
Patagon
TS Responds: As you can see by the site at the moment, it is being updated far more frequently than before. Full details are in this editorial. We hate clowns too, by the way.
The Great Lar
Hi Mr. Shanks
I have just read, with great shock and dismay your idea of a Larry Gogan show. Well I'm a devout follower of the great Lar.
I found your exhibition a great source of upset and really hope you could appologise to the great one himself. I think its
the Jerry one that you're after, so perhaps Mr.Shanks could open up and swallow up that Ryan thingy and send him to
Holyhead one way under water once and for all.
Thanks for your help.
Larry
TS Responds: That Shanks person is out in the carpark cleaning my Edsel. Anyway, I don’t let him talk to the readers. It's not my idea of a Larry Gogan show but his own. Gerry Ryan, I'm not sure if the Welsh deserve his unique talent, perhaps we should send his sidekick, whatshername, you know who I mean.
Turkish Cartoonist&illustrator,Art Teacher
My web site; Turkish ∓ English international cartoons, super cartoon
links, associations, museums, Turkish Cartoonists, cartoons, magazines...See..
ismailkartoons.
ismail KAR
TS Responds: Ismail, you plonker, the URL to your website you sent us is infected by some kind of self-replicating scripting virus, our virus scanner went bananas about it, so we never got to see the supercartoonlinks. Maybe one of our readers will have more luck.
Gratuitous Plug
Thought you might enjoy this site. It will make you laugh. I promise. The music is beautiful, too.
MRROTHROCK
TS Responds: Do you mean my ‘going off’ music? As you may have heard, that’s getting really popular.