The Shoebox

Some excerpts from Just a Minute, Larry Gogan's quiz on RTE Radio:

Gogan: With what town in Britain is Shakespeare associated?
Contestant: Hamlet.


Gogan: What was Jeeves' occupation?
Contestant: He was a carpenter.


Gogan: Complete this well known phrase. 'As happy as...'
Contestant: ...
Gogan: I'll give you a hint, Caller, think of me.
Contestant: A pig in shit.


Gogan [after a caller got none of 18 questions right]: Ah sure the questions didn't really suit you did they?
Caller: Ah, go fuck off Larry you're only an old bollix.


Gogan: What do you call a female cow?


Gogan: And who would you like to play the request for?
Caller: Meself
Gogan: Any particular reason?
Caller: I got me first job yesterday
Gogan: Oh, that's nice, what was the job?
Caller: A blowjob.


Gogan: Where is the Taj Mahal?
Contestant: Across the road from the Dental Hospital
He's right, there is a similarly named Indian restaurant there.


Gogan: Name the BBC's Grand Prix commentator?
Contestant: ...
Gogan: I'll give you a hint. It's something you suck.
Contestant: Oh, Dickie Davies.
Murray Walker was the correct answer, as in Murray mints.