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Our emerald isle is not so green, according to a report by the European Environment Agency, which gives the republic bad marks on such things as greenhouse gasses, ozone and municipal waste.

“If it had also looked at rust bucket nuclear power plants, we’d have scored quite high because we don’t have any,” the Minister said, “This report was giving a scorecard for organic farming while ignoring the fact there are rust-bucket nuclear reactors in other countries. I’m not sure I call that balanced.”