Archive for August, 2006



Fizzy Pop Terror Plot Foiled

Lucozade Bombers Defeated For Now
So they tried to bomb us again. Even worse - they are us! Have no fear though. Days before we decided to try to bomb us again UK Home Secretary, John “Resin” Reid announced the Government’s latest cunning plan to thwart those who wish to curtail our freedoms. The Government [...]

The Ultimate Commuting Clobber

Do you travel in a confined space every morning and evening? Are you fed up with having people shoving their armpits into your face, or coming up to you and demanding change while playing some god-awful oasis song over and over (and over) again? Or maybe they are just banging into you every single time [...]