#clog

Do you travel in a confined space every morning and evening? Are you fed up with having people shoving their armpits into your face, or coming up to you and demanding change while playing some god-awful oasis song over and over (and over) again? Or maybe they are just banging into you every single time the train or bus so much as shudders?

Ladies and gentlemen, your problem has been solved! A British conceptual artist has designed a suit for these very situations. I’ll be off to place an order right now.