From The Register:
An Ulster used car dealer has had his dodgy cordless phone confiscated after airline pilots were entertained by “Arthur Daley-style banter about makes and prices of used cars”, The Daily Mirror reports.
Skyjockeys cruising at 25,000 feet through the Dean Cross air traffic sector - extending from Manchester to central Scotland - had been [...]

Not to be outdone by a completely bonkers attempt to distrupt proceedings north of the border courtesy of resident nutjob Michael Stone (he of “lets’s shoot up a funeral” fame), a gentleman down south decided to stage his own little protest (this time without a gun, nailbombs, an axe and a garrotte) against what he [...]