At one point his PR people think he’s really going to blow it this time.

[hat tip to Jazz Biscuit]

Herself has recently been getting a lot of telephone messages for some midlands socialite named Mark. Neither of us know who he is, but the voicemail keeps coming. Spookily the phone doesn’t ring for him, ever, but still the messages appear. Thanks to the magic of the internet, using the audio player below, now you [...]

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A good memory is essential.
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Today is the fourth day of ownership of my pen, and I have to say I’m starting to treat it like an old friend. I walk around the office with it clipped in to my shirt pocket and someone in the accounts department actually asked to borrow it while we were both standing at the [...]

I don’t really understand any of this, but I don’t think Mr. T does either, so at least I’m in good company.

From the torygraph:
Sammy Duddy, who died on October 17 aged 62, had a rather unusual curriculum vitae for a member of the Loyalist paramilitary Ulster Defence Association in having been a drag artiste who went by the stage name of Samantha.
During the 1970s the self-styled “Dolly Parton of Belfast” became well known on Belfast’s [...]

Nothing to panic about then.

Just when I was thinking that I was only one of three people who took note of the ever talented Ken Morse…

For him, for her, for you. But not for dogs, apparently. City shopping scales new heights, with this delightful establishment spotted on Walthamstow high street, in east London. This is across the road from a place called “Style Overdose”, of all things.

So you thought Richard Dawkins had it all figured out? Think again, as American creationist Chuck Missler explains in this video: the fact that he doesn’t find new life when he opens his jar of peanut butter means the theory of evolution is a load of nonsense.

Glad we cleared that up then.

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