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The Morse Code

Just when I was thinking that I was only one of three people who took note of the ever talented Ken Morse…

Phobic Stilt

For him, for her, for you. But not for dogs, apparently. City shopping scales new heights, with this delightful establishment spotted on Walthamstow high street, in east London. This is across the road from a place called “Style Overdose”, of all things.

Creationists Win Argument with Jar Of Peanut Butter

So you thought Richard Dawkins had it all figured out? Think again, as American creationist Chuck Missler explains in this video: the fact that he doesn’t find new life when he opens his jar of peanut butter means the theory of evolution is a load of nonsense. Glad we cleared that up then. [found at [...]

A Picture Paints A Thousand Words

On the day of Ireland’s victory over England in rugby’s 2007 Six Nations Championship, that famous group of bright sparks that is Republican Sinn Fein staged a protest. A protest against foreign games. This picture says it all. [courtesy of slugger and The ToryGraph]

How many Daleks does it take to change a lightbulb?

In the UK, when you text a fixed line phone, such as one in a home, from a mobile the text message is turned into a voice message read by a robot. Until today (January the 7th 2007), in aid of the housing charity Shelter, Tom Baker has been providing the voice for this robot, [...]

Now Is Better!

I managed to miss this the other day, but anyway… While 2007 has begun for most of us with a shrug of the shoulders to the passage of time, the French are not a people to accept these things lying down, hence new years eve demonstrations in the French city of Nantes, protesting with slogans [...]

Michael Stone: I Am Not A Terrorist (Not)

You just can’t make this up. Michael “Looney Loyalist” Stone, he of the recent “I am here to kill Gerry Adams” visit to Stormont, has said (via his solicitor) that his sojourn to the hill equipped with nothing but his wit (and an axe, a garrot, some guns and a handful of nailbombs) was not [...]

Ballymena Banter Banjaxes Boeings

From The Register: An Ulster used car dealer has had his dodgy cordless phone confiscated after airline pilots were entertained by “Arthur Daley-style banter about makes and prices of used cars”, The Daily Mirror reports. Skyjockeys cruising at 25,000 feet through the Dean Cross air traffic sector – extending from Manchester to central Scotland – [...]

Lunatics Interrupt Pointless Tedium

Not to be outdone by a completely bonkers attempt to distrupt proceedings north of the border courtesy of resident nutjob Michael Stone (he of “lets’s shoot up a funeral” fame), a gentleman down south decided to stage his own little protest (this time without a gun, nailbombs, an axe and a garrotte) against what he [...]

“You need to zip up yer mickey,” says Twink

Twink, Ireland’s one woman panto phenomenon, has been causing a bit of a stir these last few days. It seems a tape has appeared of a phone message that she left for her ex-husband, in which Twik leaves no doubt as to what she thinks of him becoming a father again with his slut whore [...]