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The Ultimate Commuting Clobber

Do you travel in a confined space every morning and evening? Are you fed up with having people shoving their armpits into your face, or coming up to you and demanding change while playing some god-awful oasis song over and over (and over) again? Or maybe they are just banging into you every single time [...]

PPL SHD LRN 2 SPLL

This can be “FND” on the wall of a local church in Leytonstone. At the bottom of the poster there is the cryptic suggestion that it is possible to chat with God, via text messaging and at no connection charge. Well, who knew.

For a dedicated england fan

For sale in walthamstow! I wouldn’t be seen dead in it.

Snakes on a Plane

Snakes! On! A! Plane!

The hazards of 24 hour news

Guy Goma, an economics and business studies graduate from Congo,was waiting in the reception area of the BBC news building for a job interview. Guy Kewney, editor of Newswireless.net, was also waiting for an interview, but his interview was in front of the cameras to discuss the Apple vs Apple court case. One massive cock-up [...]

“I’m afraid Alexei couldn’t be here…”

Apparently, back in 1989, Alexei Sayle won an emmy for his television show “The Alexei Sayle Show”. Nothing unusual about that, since he is a very funny man. However it transpires that no one told him and he didn’t find out until he saw none other than Benny Hill on the news collecting the award [...]

Irish Government to legalise “associating with the Irish”

Slugger O’Toole is reporting on the Irish Government’s plans to remove 2,300 archaic laws from the Statue Book. So, no more dropping suspected theives in deep water attached to millstones, or charging Frenchmen discriminatory taxes.

Careful Now

The Househunt (Part 1)

You’ve heard of houses, right? You’ve heard of “studio” apartments, with me so far? Ladies and Gentlemen, allow us to present the Studio House. http://www.homesandproperty.co.uk/area.aspx?areaid=4221&opt=prop&salerent=0&sp=0