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Category: americas

Fáilte O’Bama

It’s President Barack Obama! And a green toilet plunger! On Saint Patrick’s Day!

Don’t let the door hit you on the way out, Asshole.

Yes, it’s a real picture.

Golden Maverick

I pity the fool who doesn’t enjoy this

I don’t really understand any of this, but I don’t think Mr. T does either, so at least I’m in good company.

Creationists Win Argument with Jar Of Peanut Butter

So you thought Richard Dawkins had it all figured out? Think again, as American creationist Chuck Missler explains in this video: the fact that he doesn’t find new life when he opens his jar of peanut butter means the theory of evolution is a load of nonsense. Glad we cleared that up then. [found at [...]

Fizzy Pop Terror Plot Foiled

Lucozade Bombers Defeated For Now So they tried to bomb us again. Even worse – they are us! Have no fear though. Days before we decided to try to bomb us again UK Home Secretary, John “Resin” Reid announced the Government’s latest cunning plan to thwart those who wish to curtail our freedoms. The Government [...]

UFO enthusiast quietly extradited to America, while “Natwest 3″ rally the media to their cause

It all started when an unemployed British sysadmin decided he wanted to get to the bottom of the whole UFO phenomenon, and find out whether strange craft sighted over UK skies for many years were in reality experimental military aircraft belonging to the United States military. Gary McKinnon would get smoked up, fire up a [...]