Today is the fourth day of ownership of my pen, and I have to say I’m starting to treat it like an old friend. I walk around the office with it clipped in to my shirt pocket and someone in the accounts department actually asked to borrow it while we were both standing at the photocopier. Would you believe it, they actually tried to walk away with my pen! They were very embarrassed when I called after them as they walked down the corridor and asked for it back. You will be happy to know that it is now back, safe and sound in my top pocket, ready and waiting to start writing again.

Happy customers rave about their purchase.

For him, for her, for you. But not for dogs, apparently. City shopping scales new heights, with this delightful establishment spotted on Walthamstow high street, in east London. This is across the road from a place called “Style Overdose”, of all things.