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Category: news

Fizzy Pop Terror Plot Foiled

Lucozade Bombers Defeated For Now So they tried to bomb us again. Even worse – they are us! Have no fear though. Days before we decided to try to bomb us again UK Home Secretary, John “Resin” Reid announced the Government’s latest cunning plan to thwart those who wish to curtail our freedoms. The Government [...]

The hazards of 24 hour news

Guy Goma, an economics and business studies graduate from Congo,was waiting in the reception area of the BBC news building for a job interview. Guy Kewney, editor of Newswireless.net, was also waiting for an interview, but his interview was in front of the cameras to discuss the Apple vs Apple court case. One massive cock-up [...]